2. You have cleaned up 3 AM vomit off of sheets and pillow cases.
3. You are remarkably talented at finding shoes, coats, etc... but somehow completely inept at changing batteries and/or repairing particularly obnoxious toys (hehe).
4. You have discussed poop with strangers.
5. You've taken off (at least part of) your bra in public.
6. You can play with/wrestle with a toddler with one hand, and write a menu plan with the other.
7. You've made silly faces in public without much regard to those watching.
8. You've cheated at Candyland... to make yourself loose.
9. You use bribery as an instructional technique in your everyday life. (ie "If you clean your room well, we'll play candyland")
10. You can't wait to leave the house, alone, and then when you do, you can't wait to come home to get hugs.
11. You have ever referred to a shower as your "me time" or "quiet time".
12. You have ever said a prayer of thanks for nap time.
13. You wear a "one-piece" to hide your stomach.
14. Your stomach looks like an animal attacked it.
15. You've picked someone's nose.
16. You're favorite way to spend the day involves coloring pages, paint, or other fun kid crafts.
17. You listen to music strictly based on what's acceptable to "mold little minds".
18. You have a designated "corner" in your house (you know what I'm talking about).
19. You are immersed in love.
20. You have cut someone's hair without even remote qualifications to do so.
21. You have forgotten to eat.
22. You don't ever ever get sick days.
23. You've gotten up in the middle of the night, and not remembered it.
24. A regular staple in your fridge is cheese sticks.
25. You've found crayons in unimaginable locations.
26. You've called your husband "daddy" without ANY even remote naughty implications.
27. You have a "mom look/voice"
28. You spend a lot of time tickling other.
29. You kiss owies.
30. You speak "babble".
I don't cheat to win or lose at Candyland, just to make the game go quicker. Its so weird how we never draw the Plumpy, Mr. Mint, or Jolly cards...
ReplyDeleteI've called Michael "daddy"without remotely dirty implications, just to annoy him. I would tell Pixie (our old dog) to "go find daddy" because it irritated him beyond belief. I'm mean sometimes.
haha. Yeah I loose to make the game quicker. If he looses he says "Mom, can we plllease play ONE more time." but if he wins, he's satisfied.
ReplyDeleteI don't always let him win, I occasionally just "speed" things up.
Yeah, I think John would be weirded out by that too. John doesn't consider pets to be family members lol.