Tuesday, May 31, 2011

What Parenting has Taught Me















1. Everything is contagious!
2. If you feel you are not getting the aknowledment you need, Demand it!
3. Love always forgives.
4. Love/Care is more affective than bandaids.
5.... but bandaids fix most things, including bruises. ;)
6. Everything tastes better in your favorite color.

7. Singing should always be done as loudly as possible.
8... If you don't know the words, make up your own.
9. Everything in life is by the inch, not by the mile.
10. Words are the strongest thing we possess
11. Smiling begots smiling
12. Laughter begots laughter (even if you don't know the joke)
13. Life is better in groups
14. Compliments are magical
15. Sunshine is medicine
16. Be loud
17. Cleanliness cannot be next to godliness, because my children are not from hell ;)
18. My scars (stretchmarks) will last me for the rest of my life, but the legacy of my parenthood will last for generations to come.
19. You can be a superhero and a villian in the same breath
20. Nothing is wasted
21. Love overpowers the worst possible odors
22. Mirrors tell terrible stories
23. There is always a way to get the stain out... except when there's not
24. "Helping" isn't always helpful.
25. Imaginary food always tastes better.
26. Being quiet is hard.
27. When it rains, put on a coat, and jump in the puddles.
28. If you can't have what you want... improvise.
29. It sucks when people don't understand you.
30. Frustration is necessary for progress.
31. Everything worth doing, isn't easy.
32. Some days both sides of the bed are the "wrong side of the bed"
33. Cookies help
34. Whining is annoying
35. You are always missing something important while you sleep
36. Sometimes it's neccessary to yell at inanimate objects.
37. Everything poops
38. Dissapproval sometimes is the consequence.
39. Family is essential.
40. You can feel lonely wihtout every having a moment alone.
41. Messy=Living
42. Nothing is predictible
43. You don't have to understand to have an opinion.
44. It's OK to be laughed at, as long as people are laughing.
45. Work is only "work" when you stop making it fun.
46. Toys are everything that you are allowed to play with.
47. Always stand your ground.
48. Always say "sorry" with hugs
49. Houses are prisons on beautiful days
50. Poop is exciting
51. Silence is therapy
52. Food always tastes better off of someone else's plate
53.The bigger the bow, the better
54. You can do virtually anything one-handed. (even blog)
55. Life is better silly
56. Always ask nicely
57. Everything should be done with enthusiasm
58. Naps are wonderful
59. Anticipation mskes life fun
60. There can be ordwe in chaos

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